Adopt a maggot, or shop TOSSR stupidly strong bin bags

Adopt a maggot

Help a lonesome larvae in need
Adopt a maggot

Or say good riddance to maggots for good

Get bin bags delivered
Or say good riddance to maggots for good

Bin bags so strong, the maggots have nowhere to call home.

Thanks to our stupidly strong bin bags, thousands of maggots have been displaced. With no bin-juice-bottomed bin to call home, they've been forced out with nothing but a dream of rotten apples and soggy pizza crust.

Adopt one of our maggots and we'll send you an adoption certificate to make it official, as well as a 20% discount code to use on a TOSSR subscription. Let's face it, you don't reallllly want to see a maggot ever again!

Thanks for choosing [name].

Excellent choice - [theyre] a lil cutie.

As promised, your 20% off thank you code awaits. Fill in the blanks and you'll receive your adoption certificate.

PS. Head over to our shop to suss out which subscription package tickles your fancy with your special discount code.