Adopt a maggot, or shop TOSSR stupidly strong bin bags
Adopt a maggot
Help a lonesome larvae in need
Or say good riddance to maggots for good
Get bin bags delivered
Bin bags so strong, the maggots have nowhere to call home.
Thanks to our stupidly strong bin bags, thousands of maggots have been displaced. With no bin-juice-bottomed bin to call home, they've been forced out with nothing but a dream of rotten apples and soggy pizza crust.
Adopt one of our maggots and we'll send you an adoption certificate to make it official, as well as a 20% discount code to use on your first subscription. Let's face it, you don't reallllly want to see a maggot ever again!
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*Please note: adopting a maggot gets you a certificate and a 20% discount code. It does not, for the love of god, get you an actual maggot. Nobody wants that. Not even the maggot.